Singing In The Rainforest is your new favourite TV show.

Anyone for Monkey Tennis?

What do you love? It’s celebrities, singing and tribes that live in jungles right? Pretty much everyone’s three favourite things. But what if there was a TV show that combined your interests. Wouldn’t that just be the best TV show of all time? Here’s hoping.

Singing In The Rainforest (you love it already) sees Mylene Klass and indie band Glasvegas visit remote tribes and write songs with them. NO! Our brain refuses to accept this information. It has been rejected. As rational human beings we simply cannot process these ideas. Goodnight.

We’ve had a bit of a rest and have now approached the press release cautiously, being careful not to look directly at it.
Here’s the gist of it…

Mylene Klass off of the telly visited the Ulithian people on the Mog Mog island in Micronesia OH GOD STOP IT and had her grand piano specially shipped to the island PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. An island with no electricity or running water TAKE OUT OUR TEETH AND THROW THEM AT OUR EYES.

Ok. Deep breaths.

Scottish indie rockers Glasvegas NOW THERE’S A NAME WE’VE NOT HEARD IN A LONG TIME went to Bameno in Ecuador SOUNDS NICE. To get there they had to take a two-day canoe trip MUM! MUM! WE DON’T LIKE THIS ANYMORE. The band floated their equipment up the river in order to compose songs with the Huaorani people LEAVE US ALONE WE ARE SCARED AND CONFUSED. WHY IS ANY OF THIS HAPPENING? WHY?

The end of each episode sees the artist perform a concert for the tribe and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
If you think we’ve just made this up as a joke that hasn’t quite worked, here’s a picture of Glasvegas about to play a gig to the Huaorani.

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